trentaicedcoffee:

"The bracelet is infused with elements sourced from the highest and lowest points on Earth. The white ball, carrying water from Mt. Everest, and the black ball, holding mud from the Dead Sea, exist on opposite ends. A string of clear beads link the two, signifying that throughout life’s circular journey, your path is your own."







gears-keep-turning:

explodinghye:

choclety milk shakes likes his baths

I’m on very little sleep and this just made me laugh for a solid 5 or 6 minutes







thirstiest:

i’m an expert at having a really funny story to tell and then wording it badly enough that it’s not funny anymore







owlmylove:

badsketchies:

A comic of my current favorite tumblr post in existence.

oH MY GOD. YOU DREW STEVE IRWIN’S VICTORIAN ANCESTOR. PLEASE WAIT WHILE I GOOGLE WHICH STATES I CAN LEGALLY MARRY DRAWINGS IN THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN







crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?







korrapted:

excuse me korra are u okay

korra your face







  • Mako: If there's a prize for rotten judgement, I guess I've already won that. No girl is worth the aggravation. That's ancient history, been there, done that.
  • Bolin: Who'd ya think your kiddin'? She's the Earth and Heaven to ya
  • Asami: Try to keep it hidden? Honey we can see right through ya!
  • Bolin: Boy you can't conceal it. We know how you feel and who you're thinking of!
  • Mako: No chance, no way! I won't say it no no.
  • Bolin: You swoon, you sigh, why deny it uh--
  • Lin: SHUT UP. You're still in love with Korra. Now go to bed.






youpjuice:

source (x)







mako:

now that we know the red lotus had an insider that whole meditation scene at the end of ep 6 was for total show, zaheer be like “i know where the avatar is…….psychically……..just kidding aiwei sent me a messenger hawk who wants to hear my original poetry”







gothiccharmschool:

sherlockedbadwolf24601:

hyperscraps:

missmonstermel:

winneganfake:

agender-unicorn:

skepticalwitch:

calypsos-island:

twohourartist:

isitsafe:

fandomsbecrazy:

oMFG I just came downstairs and I found my sister with a lighter and I told her she can’t use fire and that it could catch the house on fire. She said that she was doing something important so I asked “what the hell is so important that you need fire for!?” and she told me with serious face ” I am using black magic to summon demons to get the mean girls at my school.” i can’t fucking breathe. I sat and watched her ritual hahahahaha shes fucking 10 years old 

This should be a wake-up call to her parents.

She obviously needs help.

Her parents should to talk to her about those mean girls,

and teach her that she can’t summon demons with just candles.

You need at least a pentagram drawn in a perfect circle

with goat or lamb blood,

and a proper incantation from a book of dark magick.

This is great way to to teach your child early on

about geometry and foreign languages.

Good art lesson too. Drawing perfect circles is hard

dOES NO ONE ELSE FIND THIS EXTREMELY DISTURBING 

Actually I find this girl fantastic. Ending bullying one curse at a time.

She might want to hold off on summoning demons until she’s a bit more mature but yes curse those fuckers you go, girl 

Now hang on, just hang on a moment there. Let’s make one thing clear right now:

There is not a goddamned thing wrong with calling on someone bigger and stronger then you for help if need be. 

If that stronger someone just happens to have tentacles and two-foot-long fangs, well, that’s more the problem of certain mean girls, I’d say. 

Here kid, i drew you a new pal. You summoned a demon, you got one. Sorry i couldn’t put more time into this sketch but his name is Bill.

I love everything about this post

only on tumblr

I will always reblog this. 

BCV THEMES